... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus as well as well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by possessing Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to provide him the equal of a lady's vagina by means of a surgic